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Brick No123: The mistake in BBC2's Dragons' Den
By Matt Weston, Friday 7 January 2005
Best New Year wishes to you and yours
My guess is that, whilst I've been away, like mine, the
average reader waistline has expanded a couple of inches. And
I bet that most of us are a few mince pies heavier on those
scales.
But no matter, it's good to be back, and good to have you back.
Let's raise a glass - or cuppa - to 2005. I won't keep you
from your resolutions for too long today.
New Elevator Pitch programme on BBC2
If, like me, you tuned into the first of BBC2's new series,
"Dragons' Den" on Tuesday, you can skip the next couple of
paragraphs.
But for the uninitiated, "Dragons' Den" works like this: a
procession of entrepreneurs take turns to deliver a 3-minute
Elevator Pitch (see Brick No91)
to 5 "dragons", namely Simon Woodroffe, Rachel Elnaugh, Duncan
Bannatyne, Peter Jones, and Doug Richard . . . all self-made
millionaires with VC cash to splash.
"Dragons' Den" is car crash telly.
The first guy in the den - pitching an invention that could rock
a baby to sleep - turned to jelly, and then to jelly powder. And
then the "dragons" reduced two Glaswegian dress-shop designers
to tears. Unsurprisingly, they only invested in one of the
businesses on display.
Duncan Bannatyne and Peter Jones put up £75k each for a
combined 40% stake in this business:
Ex-City suit Charles had a contract to run his umbrella
vending machines in London Underground stations. A couple of
quid buys the ill-prepared commuter shelter from the rain. The
coup de grace was that the business had a second, "Trojan
horse" way of making money by selling ads on the front of the
machines.
The problem with the brolly
But did anyone else on this list clock that something was
wrong with the example umbrella Charles showed?
You might argue that the brolly looked too classy for two
pounds. As I've said before, it's far more dangerous to under-
price, than to overprice. But in this case at least, low price/
high volume means more advertising dough for Charles. (See
Brick No58.)
Nope, the problem with the umbrella was that it didn't
advertise itself.
If it carried any sort of logo or brand name, it wasn't bold
and big enough for me to read. And it missed a gimme
opportunity to tell thousands of drenched commuters where they
could buy the product . . . "you can buy this inside tube
stations" or even the London Underground logo writ large.
Charles was forecasting that tens of thousands of commuters
would buy his umbrellas, and yet he was missing out on the
best advertising you can get.
Why take out a double-page spread in the Evening Standard when
you can get your customers to carry around your advertising
for you? (They don't care what the brolly says, as long as it
keeps them dry).
As drenched people see dry people walking out of tube stations
with branded umbrellas, they will buy. And then the idea can
spread.
Get your private, fr*e email at Hotmail
Microsoft signed up 12 million subscribers to Hotmail within
18 months of the service launching. Much more important than
its advertising budget of less than $500,000 (peanuts for
Microsoft), was the fact that every email sent carried the
same signature, "Get your private, fr*e email at
http://www.hotmail.com". Do you see the parallel?
You can't "buy" this sort of advertising, which is what makes
it so credible. In our age of advertising overload, the truly
believable messages come from existing customers.
If your product or service over-delivers, odds are that your
customers won't mind endorsing you in this way. Nobody minded
about the Hotmail signature.
To give you another example, I'm currently in the throes of
revamping the Business Bricks website. The wraps come off the
week after next. (See, I didn't spend the whole Christmas
period scoffing mince pies).
Andy and Noam of Mint Digital
have worked very long and very hard to come up with a redesign
that we all think works. I'd need a young Aled Jones to sing
their praises high enough.
So when Andy asked if I'd mind "carrying" a link at the bottom
of the new site, of course I obliged. Anything I can do to
help. If you delight your customers with your service, they'll
be delighted to help you promote it to others.
Bric-A-Brac
(1) A good friend of mine, Ben Cobley, emailed me on Monday:
" An old mate of mine is running an improvised aid
organisation (converted from a fledgling travel agency) out in
Sri Lanka following the tsunami. Already they've got together a
fleet of lorries to transport food, medicines etc to the
affected areas and are flat out doing that.
" Obviously these guys are relative amateurs in the aid
business, but they've been a lot quicker than all the big
agencies in getting going and are really making a difference
right now by simply going to local markets, buying up a whole
lot of stuff and delivering it to the affected areas. "
They've raised £18,000 so far, but apparently this is going to
run out in about a week, so any donations would be much
appreciated. (See aidsrilanka.org or this write up
in The Independent.)
(2) I got the idea for today's Brick during a phone chat I had
with Peter Thomson yesterday. We got talking about "Dragons'
Den" because Peter knows Duncan Bannatyne. Anyway, it's only
fair that I plug PT's terrific weekly newsletter "tgi Mondays"
. . . sign up here.
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